My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

The client told me they have “competing priorities.” So basically I am at the bottom of the list. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp

Already hating a new job I haven’t even started yet. PGP.

Since the new year began, I’ve been spending 60% of time at work applying to jobs, 20% catching up on news, 10% eating or drinking coffee, and 10% or less actually doing work. PGP.

Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.

The most junior guy just gave his 2-week notice today. He’s only been here for a month. PGP.

Email stating the office will be closed included tips “to best enable working from home and limit business disruption.” PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.