My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.

Volunteered to take minutes one time… now I’m known as Minute Man. PGP.

Not today Sallie Mae. PGP.

Using Google to fix 99% of your problems. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.