My annual raise doesn’t even cover inflation. PGP.

I’m pretty sure my boss is afraid of technology developed after 1985. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers… at lunch meeting. PGP.

I just found out that my boss is being fired. I have to coordinate a meeting to deliver the news. PGP.

Performance review season. PGP.

My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.

I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.