Had my annual review on a Wednesday. After that, I learned that Wednesday Scaries are a thing. PGP.

I fell asleep at 10 p.m. and now I actually feel like working. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Client call is running over and now I’m missing the cake in the break room celebrating a coworker’s wedding. PGP.

Living by the phone call policy: if it’s important, they’ll leave a voicemail or send an email. PGP.

Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.

My boss walks into my office and asks, “What are you working on?” like he’s trying to catch me not working. Every. Single. Day. PGP

The National Championship: ruining sober Januarys for over a hundred years. PGP.

Not making it through the college football national championship. PGP.

Decided to be healthy and take the stairs this morning. Tripped and spilled my coffee. PGP.