The holiday party hangover has me mindlessly clicking around an Excel sheet that I completed a week ago.

My coworker told me today that I was “speedy for a millennial.”

Fire alarm went off seconds after settling into my favorite stall.

Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN.

Coworker has been on the phone all morning trying to ensure her dog can travel internationally with her.

Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.