When you have to ask a coworker if they have any Tums. PGP.

“Don’t forget to dial 9 first.” PGP.

Sitting on a conference call for 10 minutes before the other parties join. PGP.

“We weren’t sure he was going to make it out of school.” My professors to my boss at the recruitment fair. PGP.

Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.

Meeting with the Bobs today. PGP.

I used a leftover tray of veggies from a lunch meeting to make a “rustic” pasta dinner. PGP.

I corrected a coworker on where to find something yesterday. My boss had to talk to me about it today on how it was unprofessional. PGP.

“Message cannot be recalled.” PGP.

Boss bought me a coffee for ‘no reason.’ It has been an afternoon of anxiety and paranoia. PGP.