Transferring credit card balances to avoid the interest. PGP.

The highlight of my week was definitely getting two free Krispy Kreme donuts. PGP.

My company is on a hiring freeze. PGP.

Getting irritated by a coworker’s loud and angry keyboard-typing noises. PGP.

Justifying spending more by telling yourself you’ll get more reward points. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Finally got to use, “just putting out some fires” when asked how my job is going. PGP.

Went to a concert and got Avion one on a Tuesday night. Work at 7am. Anxiety is at an all time high. PGP.

Boss: “No need to rush on the project..”First of all, we both know that’s bullshit. PGP.

“Did you take the last cup of coffee without making more?” PGP.