NotYourFathersAccountant

Member Since 06/30/2017

We just got a 4 slot toaster in the office and I’m ecstatic. PGP.

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Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

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Just bragged to someone about my Credit score. PGP.

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Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.

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Someone took a dump on the office bathroom floor today and then stepped in it. PGP.

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E-mails with To: and Cc: lines bigger than the actual message. PGP.

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New girlfriend invited me to her college reunion. Got cucked. PGP.

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When your boss forwards you a boring 1 hour meeting and demands you attend for him because he “doesn’t want to.” PGP.

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“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.

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“This ergonomic mouse is a real game changer.” PGP.

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