Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.

Having as many email reminders throughout the day as I have alarms in the morning. PGP.

Look good, play good. Except I can no longer fit in my “look good” clothing. PGP.

New guy who sits directly behind me sighs extremely loud and extremely often. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Planning to do nothing for the weekend so it goes by as slowly as possible. PGP.

Anxiety before handing in my two week notice. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.