Colleagues that make jokes in public that people would only understand if they work here. PGP.

Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.

Kevin Duranted myself in the group chat. PGP.

My cubicle is next to the floor trash can and it smells. PGP.

Knowing the sound of your boss walking behind you and putting your phone down and look busy. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

Forgetting your work computer password after a long weekend and getting locked out. PGP.