NotYourFathersAccountant

Member Since 06/30/2017

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Boss called me while I was out of the office at a dentist appointment, and I actually considered picking up while my dentist had his hands in my mouth. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’ve been at the office so long, it doesn’t feel like I’m wearing deodorant, anymore. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’ve been at the office for almost 3 hours now and still don’t have anything to work on. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The amount of anxiety that comes with deciding whether to sign your email off with “Best,”, “Best regards,”, or “Cheers,”. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My afternoon has consisted of Excel and the repetitive IRS hold music. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The thousand yard stare you blankly give your monitor while fantasizing about a rich and exotic lifestyle far removed from the mundane chore of the 9-5 work week. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Everyone in the office wants the city we’re in to land the Amazon HQ. I just want to get a beer after work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Been here for a year. Done all there is to do. Mentally checked out while I apply for other jobs. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having the same Monday night routine as Ted Cruz. PGP.

Post Grad Problems