When your boss forwards you the email inviting you to participate in the 7 Habits for Highly Effective People Workshop. PGP.

I’m 2 hours away from the nearest airport. PGP.

Getting pissed in the morning because you’re running late even though you put no effort to prepare the night before. PGP.

Catching a cold during the summer. PGP.

30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

I’ve caught the bouquet at all of my sisters’ weddings. Still single. PGP.

My neighbors are moving out of their apartment using a horse trailer. PGP.

Had a panic attack so bad on my drive home from a stag party that my arms went numb and had my girlfriends mom pick me up. PGP.

I use Snapchat geo filters to figure out where I am on a regular basis. PGP.

“Are you the new intern?” PGP.