“So how was your labor day weekend?” PGP.

Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.

The only napkins in my house are from Chipotle. PGP.

“Please replace paper in tray 2”. PGP.

“Did you see the eclipse?” PGP.

Standing next to the register at Safeway for 9 minutes until the clock hits noon and you can legally purchase the six separate bottles of alcohol in your cart. PGP.

Reigniting an old college flame while in town for work only to be ghosted when you leave. PGP.

That guy in the cubes that advertises his soreness due to physical activity over the weekend. PGP.

Getting asked to write your own position description. PGP.