Not enough data to share, but too poor to leave the family cell phone plan. PGP.
Wishing you had a more ergonomic chair. PGP.
Equifax. PGP.
My coworker responds “roger that” in a group text with my boss. PGP.
Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.
A girl in my office had “fell down the stairs and bruised her elbow” last week so she worked from home. Today, she “fell on the street and bruised her knee”, so now she’s working from home. PGP.
Ducking plans for this weekend because you’re still hungover from last weekend. PGP.
Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.
Friday Night Lights is leaving Netflix on October 1. PGP.
I’ve reached the age where I actually enjoy going to Bed, Bath & Beyond. PGP.