Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.

The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Peaking in college. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.

Showing an aggressive amount of chest hair for a Monday. PGPowerMove.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.