Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.

Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.