Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

I was just approached to be on the show “Married at First Sight.” PGP.

Getting chosen to “volunteer” to oversee a charity junior golf tournament for little kids in 100 degree June heat. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.

Went home with a colleague on Friday after a company night out; the Monday fear is crippling. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP.

Just got my first raise at work in almost 2 years. I’m still laughably underpaid. PGP.

Our IT manager clicked the scam google docs link. PGP.