Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

I’ve had my last good hair day. PGP.

It’s my birthday today, I work 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. PGP.

The banner ad for Random Tropical Paradise alone is going to make me watch it. PGP.

The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

Every day feels like the “longest day of the year” at my office. PGP.