Riding out Hurricane Matthew and just opened my first beer. Mentally preparing myself for a hangover. PGP.

Old job commute: 17 miles. New job commute: 3.8 miles. PGPM.

When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.

Putting in my two weeks soon. Can’t stop fantasizing about never seeing these people again. PGP.

If I had $1 for every time I heard the phrase “touch base” in the office, I could afford to add avocado to everything. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

If I hear the phrase “Just another day in paradise,” I’m going to kill someone.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.