Seeing a coworker on Tinder. PGP.

Apparently the airport bar doesn’t qualify as an approved expense. PGP.

Having way too many keyring cards. PGP.

Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.

Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Time Warner Cable cutting Showtime in the middle of Dexter’s final season. PGP.

Constantly deleting internet history on the work computer. PGP.

Being leery about ending an email with “Regards” because of the close proximity of the “t” and “g” on the keyboard. PGP.

Look at you, now look at us. All my friends look broke as fuck. PGP.