You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.