“Hey I know you’ll be on vacation next week, but I’ll still need to be in contact with you so keep your phone handy.” PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.

Coworkers who show you their weight loss before-and after photos. Every. Week. PGP.

Had to take an “iPhone Basics” class at the Apple Store for my work phone. PGP.

Pinched a nerve putting on my shirt this morning. PGP.

AIM is shutting down. The last trace of the 90s is officially gone. PGP.

My mom calls me ‘sweetie’ in public…Im 28. PGP.

Spending the weekend helping my boss move. PGP.

Getting more matches on bumblebizz than I ever got on bumble. PGP.