Mandatory “diversity awareness” training. PGP

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.

Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.

“I want it on my desk by Monday morning.” PGP.