Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.

Convinced my garbage man only waves in the morning, because he knows he has better benefits than I do. PGP.

I put clean clothes on the bed. When I sleep I put the clothes on the chair. I repeat this process until all my clothes are dirty again, then restart. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

I’m too new at this to be this tired of it already. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.

Got to work early today so I sat in my car until I was late. PGP.

Just asked my intern what I’m supposed to be doing. PGP.