Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

Broke my dry streak and threw out my back. PGP.

Had a girl come over late last night. The sex wasn’t worth sacrificing the sleep. PGP

My doctor just voluntarily offered me a Xanax prescription. I’m here for the flu. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

The funniest group text I’m currently in is with myself, my mom and my sister. PGP.

The best part of my week was stealing a chair from the conference room. PGP.

Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.