In my office bracket, I’m losing to the girl that has never watched basketball before in her life. PGP.

My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP

I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.

National “take a 3 hour lunch day” #PGPM

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.