Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.
Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.
“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”
My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP
Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP
Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.
Respect Thumper.
Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP
I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive
I’m experimenting with new ironing techniques. PGP
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