I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

“Who do I need to notify that the office toilet won’t flush?” PGP

Knowing your the first in line of “non-essentials” to go when things turn bad.

Amazon has Dockers 35% off this week. PGP.

The daily battle of trash bin placement in my cubicle with the janitor.