39 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes till retirement. PGP.

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

The cookie cutter for $5.29 on the wedding registry was definitely put there with me in mind.

My new boss just explained the way fractions work to me. I majored in Math. PGP.

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

Ringing a bell : Pavlov’s dogs drooling :: Smelling coffee : Me pooping. PGP.

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

Awkwardly standing next to your desk while a colleague who actually knows what they’re doing edits your work on your computer. PGP.