My friends and I just bet on who had the highest credit score. I lost. PGP.
Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM
When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.
Got a promotion today. Didn’t get a raise. PGP
Sounds like my upstairs neighbor just purchased an electric guitar, and doesn’t know how to play it. PGP.
Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.
Having a destination wedding after all of your friend’s pissed you off. PGP.
Seriously debating switching banks because my direct deposit would hit 4 hours earlier.
Just had to explain why we have time-zones to a coworker. I graduated summa cum laude.