She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Waking up and leaving 15 minutes earlier just to avoid riding the train with your coworkers PGP

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

“That’s probably before your time” always being before your time.

“Let me just double check that real quick.” PGP.