I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.

Just gave money that I don’t have back to a school that I can’t afford. PGP.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

Just saw my boss on TV at The Masters as I’m watching it from my cube

Called a client who has a ring back tone to all I do is win” by DJ Khaled.