Either join a gym or attend AA. Those are my options right now.

“I’m sorry I don’t handle that.” PGP

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

My work husband just put in his two week notice. Is this what divorce feels like?

I haven’t left a happy hour actually feeling happy in days.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

“Well, we really needed this rain.” PGP

Spent my last fifteen minutes at work in the bathroom playing Tinder. PGP