I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

Already looking forward to Labor Day weekend. PGP.

Another car chase, another wasted afternoon at my desk.

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

“When are you going to make an honest woman out of her?” #PGP

The motion-censored bathroom lights going out mid-poop. PGP.

I drove 30 minutes for my clients to pretend they weren’t home. #pgp

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.