Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.

Just uttering “Mornin'” to a coworker because you’re apparently too lazy to say “Good morning.” PGP.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

My desk computer loves running lengthy mandatory software updates exclusively on the days that I am currently running late.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

Last Friday night I ordered checks and went to bed at 10:30. PGP.

Visited my college over the weekend. Blew my knee out running from the cops. PGP.

Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP