“Which way did you take to get around that accident”? #PGP

It’s easier just to lie to people and say I’m still in college

Got excited when I was invited to get drinks with “the girls”. Bailed when I heard we weren’t meeting until 10pm. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

Too scared to click on the “Your card statement is ready” email the day after getting back from SXSW.

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.