The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP
Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, repeat. PGP.
My condoms expired.
“I should probably stretch first”. PGP.
The balls on this dude. We are all Jeep Guy.
Pretending to be religious to get out of work on Friday PGP.
Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.
I chose the wrong career path. PGP
My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.
I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.