“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.

Metamucil. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

How long have you been working here? PGP.

Had to poop on my lunch break. PGP.