Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.
“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP
I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.
Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.
How do they not pick up on the bit? Come on.
My favorite shows are all getting cancelled this spring.
Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.
When will McConaughey stop dominating? I say never.
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