Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.
I hate everyone I work with. PGP.
Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.
I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive
Do you have any tums? PGP.
Preach.
My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP
I should be at Hooters right now. PGP.
I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.
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