I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.
Staying up to watch your team get no-hit. PGP.
My wife is forcing me to get a vasectomy. PGP
The overwhelming sense of relief when your boss says they aren’t coming in today. PGP
What am I even doing here? PGP
Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.
Recognizing your coworker’s cars on the way into work. PGP.
Best monologue this season.
Fake it till you make it. PGP.