I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I don’t want to be here.

Taking a casual Friday approach to Thursday mornings #PGP

It’s practically Friday…

The dad body with no intentions of becoming a father

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.