I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

I have way too much in common with the interns

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

“He’s middle-management material.” PGP.

The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.