Found my first gray eyebrow hair. PGP.
Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.
Taking lunch at my desk and I just answered my phone.
Vince Vaughn looks like a somewhat approachable, hungover madman.
The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.
Melatonin is my performance enhancing drug. PGP.
The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.
Still waiting on that tenth grade geometry to come in handy in the real world. PGP
Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.
He knows nothing.
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