Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.

Pretty sure I’m the guy who’s always humming in my office. PGP.

Starbucks taste; break room budget.

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Thinking long term

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.