Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Drake’s perspective of not having any new friends is a lot different from mine. PGP.

You can tell a lot about a man from his shoes. Like how often he poops at work. PGP.

My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.

Mom still thinks I drink too much. PGP.

Going from a Lexus to a Honda. PGP.

Started this month with a broken down car and declined credit card. Happy October. PGP.

I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.