Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

I find myself getting to bars earlier and earlier to avoid crowds. PGP

First one at the office today so I clocked in and headed to my favorite stall.

Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP