even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

I’ll probably just get more coffee at 4:20. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”

If I can just make it to lunch, I’ll probably make it through the rest of the day. PGP.

I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.