MiseryLovesCompany

Take it or leave it.

Member Since 07/21/2014

Every hurricane season, I get excited at the chance that my city will be hit and I’ll be able to afford a house afterwards. PGP.

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Just made a song set to the sound of our industrial copier. PGP.

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The ratio of people to cake is too big. PGP.

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Three-day conference next week in a Big Ten town. Boss just said we won’t leave the hotel. PGP.

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Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.

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Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

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Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

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Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

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The guy who doesn’t even pretend to care about making eye contact in the hallway. PGP.

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Just overheard my boss say, “I can still do a keg stand.” PGP.

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