1/4-zip fleece game on point. PGP.

All passive aggression everything. PGP.

Extra innings on a weeknight. PGP.

I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.

Guy from accounting thinks it’s hilarious to stare at me from the doorway until I ask him what he wants. All he says is “Hey buddy,” then walks off. Every time. PGP.

My girlfriend and I just moved in together and now she farts in front of me. PGP.

Old guy in the cube over eats carrots and celery every morning at 9 A.M. PGP.

Got a mouth smacker and a keyboard slapper in the cube over. PGP.

That moment after lunch when you click “refresh” on your email…and a completely full page pops up. PGP.

I’m better prepared to get Ebola than to get someone pregnant. PGP.